Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

Being kind is more important than being right.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

It doesn’t matter what we are. It matters what we do.

There is a difference between a private devotional life and a corporate one. Solemnity is proper in church, but things that are proper in church are not necessarily proper outside, and vice versa.

When you make a company, you make a utopia. It's where you design your perfect world.

When building sand castles on the beach, we can ignore the waves but should watch the tide.

Today's young women don't really see inequities until they go out into the real world.

Only if we realise how sh*t we were at Blackburn can we improve.

You cannot stop the unstoppable

The next great transfer of wealth WILL take place, not by conspiracy but by ignorance.

I wouldn't like to be in movies. Movie people are strange. They live a different life than musicians do.

The time for desperation is upon us. Let's play.