Never underestimate the effectiveness of a straight cash bribe.

A wartime Minister of Information is compelled, in the national interest, to such continuous acts of duplicity that even his natural hair must grow to resemble a wig.

Believe nothing until it has been officially denied.

A newspaper is always a weapon in somebody's hands.

Small earthquake in Chile. Not many dead.

There is nothing quite so terrifying as a mad sheep.

An autobiography should give the reader opportunity to point out the author's follies and misconceptions.

If I wrote a book about England I should call it What About Wednesday Week? which is what English people say when they are making what they believe to be an urgent appointment.

Little dove, tread carefully in your dreams. You are not alone in them. Others seek them too.

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.

Forms come and go. You, the quantum non-entity behind your human identity, comes nor goes.

The smart way to keep people passive and obedient is to strictly limit the spectrum of acceptable opinion, but allow very lively debate within that spectrum....

The other houses in the neighborhood had Christmas lights up and trees visible in their windows, but not Shae's. She and I were the only ones who didn't care anymore, and I liked that about her.

I keep myself busy. Time goes faster that way.

There can be no peace without unity.

I'm not like a 90-mph fastball kind of guy, but I can hit 70 on radar gun.

It does not matter how smart you are if nobody knows what you are talking about.

As well the soldier dieth who standeth still as he that gives the bravest onset.