Never underestimate the power of funny, it moves mountains.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

I see it all perfectly

Have high hopes for the future

If you wish to be a writer, write.

Weak people pretend they're perfect. Courageous people acknowledge and confront their weaknesses.

What a photograph shows us is how a particular thing could be seen, or could be made to look - at a specific moment, in a specific context, by a specific photographer employing specific tools.

It's a culmination of your life of surfing when you turn and paddle in at Mavericks.

The stated objective and the mission of Vladimir Putin's Russia is to destabilize the North Atlantic Alliance.

The spiritual path is easy. It's the only path that is.

People are content to wait a long time for salvation, but prefer dinner to turn up inside an hour.

I'm a farm boy from Connecticut, and I adopted urban life.