Never underestimate the power of human stupidity, especially when it comes to bureaucrats in a government who has no clueabout money matters

Don't judge someone's attitude until you've felt their pain.

Be careful who you trust, the devil was once an angel.

Trust is earned, respect is given, and loyalty is demonstrated. Betrayal of any one of those is to lose all three.

Be strong enough to stand alone, smart enough to know when you need help, and brave enough to ask for it.

Any definition of a successful life must include service to others.

Kill your enemies with success and bury them with a smile.... Never fails.

No matter the situation, never let your emotions overpower your intelligence.

Maturity comes with experience, not age.

I'm strong because I know my weaknesses. I'm wise because I've been foolish. I laugh because I've known sadness.

People are not who they say but rather who their actions reveal them to be....Be smart about it. Don't fall for the bullshit.

...You are my compass star." And he was hers.

When you get a walk-off homer, you get to do whatever you want. You need to be excited about it. You don't get too many of those, so you need to enjoy them when they come.

The ordinary manner of spending their time, is the only way of judging of people's inclination and genius.

Charity is a very labour-intensive virtue.

I believe there's things all around us that make you do good things and some that make you do bad things.

I do feel I'm kind of a magnet for crazy, and if there isn't enough crazy, I will insert myself in a situation that I feel has comedy potential.

Whether it be in a small movie or a big movie, I would always be attracted to this role.

Fashion is like food! Some people like sushi, others think hamburgers are divine! People like different things!

We like to talk about having the faith to be healed - what about the faith to be sick?.

...to see the light. (Last words)