Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or worse. God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way.

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

Unless you are at a picnic, life is no picnic.

I have gained and lost the same 10 pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have deja vu!

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.

It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?

I worry that our lives are like soap operas. We can go for months and not tune in to them, then six months later we look in and the same stuff is still going on.

One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.

I worry that humanity has been "advanced" to its present level of incompetency because evolution works on the Peter Principle.

You don't know what it's like! Hyperactive twins! When they turned three, my doctor prescribed Ritalin -- I wouldn't dream of giving a drug to my children, but it does help when I take it myself.

History, like love, is so apt to surround her heroes with an atmosphere of imaginary brightness.

There must be freedom for all to live, to think, to worship, no book, no avenue must be closed.

Virtue consists in doing our duty in the several relations we sustain, in respect to ourselves, to our fellowmen, and to God, as known from reason, conscience, and revelation.

Not at all similar are the race of the immortal gods and the race of men who walk upon the earth.

You have to move to your own beat.

If you spent one-tenth of the time you devoted to distractions like chasing women or making money to spiritual practice, you would be enlightened in a few years.

That's what happens when it snows in Texas lady. It. Freaking. Melts.

There's a lot out there for me to learn that isn't in college, so I think it's fine for me if I don't go yet.

I do not find in orthodox Christianity one redeeming feature.

Bushido is realised in the presence of death. In the case of having to choose between life and death you should choose death. There is no other reasoning.