Never use abstract nouns when concrete ones will do. If you mean “More people died” don’t say “Mortality rose.

I enjoy writing fiction more than writing anything else. Wouldn't anyone?

You see, I don't think age matters so much as people think. Parts of me are still 12 and I think other parts were already 50 when I was 12….

The beauty of a woman is that no two are the same. They are all different. It follows then that to be successful as a lover, you cannot make love to any two in the same way.

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.

The weak and the botched shall perish: first principle of our charity.

If "Thou shalt not covet," and "Thou shalt not steal," were not commandments of Heaven, they must be made inviolable precepts in every society, before it can be civilized or made free.

Hyung Jun snores a lot and bites his nails.

One of the things you dont always realize when youre younger is that not everything you try is going to work.

I could do without 'cool' publications calling me 'mom jazz.' But I laughed all the way to the bank, baby.

You certainly don't need to have everything figured out in the path from here to world domination.

My body is very nice to me. I have a lucky physique - I just don't take weight on.

Knee-jerk liberals and all the certified saints of sanctified humanism are quick to condemn this great and much-maligned Transylvanian statesman.