Never use money to measure wealth, son.

Hollywood is still the mecca for good or bad, but it isn't the beginning or end for filmmaking.

I take a vitamin every day; it's called a steak.

The greatest king of Israel, King David, the author of the Psalms, sent a man out to die in battle so that he could sleep with his wife.

What people don't understand about Sarah Palin is that she is a rancher's wife. From Alberta down to Texas I've known women like that: good common sense, bright and vilified by city people.

Smell that? You smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

One thing I like about Argentina, they only cook with salt; that's it.

Not every successful man is a good father. But every good father is a successful man.

If you don't daydream and kind of plan things out in your imagination, you never get there. So you have to start someplace.

I love the smell of juice boxes in the morning.

We're all travelers in this world. From the sweet grass to the packing house. Birth 'til death. We travel between the eternities.

People never believe anything - except scandal - when they first hear it.

The existence of broccoli does not in any way affect the taste of chocolate.

The library was quiet. It was busy but it was quiet and I thought it must be like this in a monastery where you had company and sympathy but your thoughts were your own.

Some philosophers see into themselves, and some into their times; still others forge an alliance with the future.

I went into a clothing store, and the lady asked me what size I was. I said, 'Actual'. I'm not to scale.

Nothing could be worse than the fear that one had given up too soon, and left one unexpended effort that might have saved the world.

I just go out and play.

Books shouldn't be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful.

What is polarizing in America is the Democrat Party agenda. What is polarizing and divisive is the Democrat Party agenda and the things they have been trying to do.

I never looked at bread the same way again