Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.

The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.

Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.

Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.

Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow.

Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.

In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.

A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.

Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.

Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.

The rewards in business go to the man who does something with an idea.

I do what I can to convey what I experience before nature and most often, in order to succeed in conveying what I feel, I totally forget the most elementary rules of painting, if they exist that is.

Chastity is more a state of mind than of anatomy.

Your chances of creating deeply hinge on the quality of your awareness state.

I'm an independent, straight in the middle. I've donated to candidates that I thought would be good that are Republican and Democrats alike.

There are women who love their husbands as blindly, as enthusiastically, and as enigmatically as nuns their cloister.

In response to a suggestion that total free trade would end in cheaper foreign products flooding the market and causing unemployment.

There are some things I don't like, about which I think, well, that's me. But coriander is a giant hoax perpetrated by a perverted society.

I am not a trained writer and I don't think anyone would accuse me of being a funny person. But I feel God has truly blessed me.

If you're making abortion illegal and undermining the various things that will allow the prevention of that need, it can only be a situation that goes from bad to worse.