Never was a government that was not composed of liars, malefactors and thieves.

Politicians are not born; they are excreted.

Poor is the nation that has no heroes, but poorer still is the nation that having heroes, fails to remember and honor them.

It is the peculiar quality of a fool to perceive the faults of others and to forget his own.

Read at every wait; read at all hours; read within leisure; read in times of labor; read as one goes in; read as one goest out. The task of the educated mind is simply put: read to lead.

We learn nothing from history except that we learn nothing from history.

It is not enough to acquire wisdom, it is necessary to employ it.

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.

Nothing is more unreliable than the populace, nothing more obscure than human intentions, nothing more deceptive than the whole electoral system.

To be ignorant of what occurred before you were born is to remain always a child.

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.

Do something instead of killing time. Because time is killing you.

I think Comedy Central and probably all channels are on their way toward being apps accessible on whatever the Roku of the future is.

You could put me on any track. I support that one million percent. Whatever the track is, I'm going to smash it. Believe that.

I feel more comfortable in front of a camera than anywhere else.

When you sing in English and Spanish, it's two completely different forms of expression and... even the people who don't speak Spanish love to hear me sing in Spanish.

It is dark now. The snow is deep blue and the ocean nearly black. It is time for some music.

An artist's work is a synthesis of much more than the work of other creators.

Booze takes a lot of time and effort if you're going to do a good job with it.

Long live freedom and damn the ideologies.

We can achieve much greater representation through term-limited members.