Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire.

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.

Gettin' good players is easy. Gettin' 'em to play together is the hard part.

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a chance to be a star. Now that fella over there, he's 20 years old, too. In 10 years he's got a chance to be 30.

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.

He'd (Yogi Berra) fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.

Things just are the way they are... However, NOWHERE in ANY law, dogma, or rules is it mandated -be it sanctioned, decreed, or wrought by divine imposition- that ANY OF IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY!

You love me, " she said. "That's enough. We love each other.""Yes. Yes, that's true." He smiled. "We are a love story.

My cancer is me. The tumors are made of me. They’re made of me as surely as my brain and my heart are made of me. It is a civil war with a predetermined winner

To show a child what once delighted you, to find the child's delight added to your own - this is happiness.

Mankind is considered (by the radical environmentalists) the lowest and the meanest of all species and is blamed for everything.

For all the things I'm losing I might aswell resign myself to try and make a change.

It is easier to know the truth than to seek the truth.

What a fearfully distracting, perplexing and heart-searching business it is to live.

Philosophy! the lumber of the schools.

I like having my back pressed against a wall and being made to work harder so I don't embarrass myself.