Never wear a red t-shirt to Target. I enjoy helping people, but not every two minutes.

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push.

Breaking News: Winds so strong in NYC The Statue of Liberty's gown just blew off!

I think the education system is great just the way it is. There's kids in my neighborhood in Los Angeles, seven years old, that can already speak fluent Spanish.

If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit.

I became a vegetarian after I became aware of factory farming and slaughterhouses and the torture and inhumane handling of all these animals.

Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent animal homelessness.

You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the person you're with.

I'm on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I've only missed one day so far.

Don't play dead with a vulture. That's exactly what they want.

if god had intended us to follow recipes, He wouldn't have given us grandmothers.

Confidence and hope builds up in you when you have a glimpse of what your future is like

I can speak of you now to anyone because I’ve stopped wanting anything like what I once wanted from you.

Be on the alert to recognize your prime at whatever time of your life it may occur.

The time I save setting up and cleaning up probably balances out by the time I spend on output.

I'd like to bring magic back to the place it used to be 100 years ago.

You are the world and the world is you.

Let us contemplate the humility of the Son of God born into poverty. Let us imitate him by sharing with those who are weak.

I like Target. I like the ones in the Midwest, personally. We don't really have those in England yet.

Mo' money, mo' problems.