Never wear anything that panics the cat.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

If there is a construction or a pathway in the spirit to be made, it is the way of godliness.

Be Fearful When Others Are Greedy and Greedy When Others Are Fearful

The night before, a whole day could have shape and design. But when it was upon you, it could vanish tragically to air.

Never let the sadness of your past and the fear of your future ruin the happiness of your present.

I write as if I’ve lived a lot of things I haven’t lived.

But there was nothing in the darkness. Only rain, and fire and the past.

The body is your instrument in dance, but your art is outside that creature, the body.

Feminism loves men enough to expect them to act more honorably and actually believes them capable of doing so.

If you can't forgive and forget, pick one.

In doing your work in the great world, it is a safe plan to follow a rule I once heard on the football field: Don't flinch, don't fall; hit the line hard.