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Never work with children, puppies or bulimics.


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You would be amazed by what you can give up, lose, or break, and yet still be a person who gets happy over brownies.



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...handsome people are always interesting to watch. But a handsome person in crisis is riveting.



You need to grab your dream out of the sky like it's a kite and pinch the string through your fingers until you reach the spool.

You need to grab your dream out of the sky like it's a kite and pinch the string through your fingers until you reach the spool.



I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.

I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.



I can't tell you how much I love Target and Costco, that kind of culture, because it's something I never felt a part of. I've always felt like a tourist because I have never fit in anywhere.

I can't tell you how much I love Target and Costco, that kind of culture, because it's something I never felt a part of. I've always felt like a tourist because I have never fit in anywhere.



Should I just sit down, right here at carousel seven, and shake until somebody's arms are around me and they're saying, 'It's okay, I'm here, I'm here, come with me to the institute.

Should I just sit down, right here at carousel seven, and shake until somebody's arms are around me and they're saying, 'It's okay, I'm here, I'm here, come with me to the institute.



You are allowed to be alive. You are allowed to be somebody different. You are allowed to not say goodbye to anybody or explain a single thing to anyone, ever.

You are allowed to be alive. You are allowed to be somebody different. You are allowed to not say goodbye to anybody or explain a single thing to anyone, ever.



His laugh is made if porch swings and lemonade

His laugh is made if porch swings and lemonade



But I can also write in crappy motel rooms, while standing in line, or sitting in the dentist's chair.

But I can also write in crappy motel rooms, while standing in line, or sitting in the dentist's chair.



I wouldn't want to waste any of my brain cells on forgiving if it's holding me back.

I wouldn't want to waste any of my brain cells on forgiving if it's holding me back.





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