New York is the place where everyone will stop a championship fight to look at an usher giving a drunk the bum's rush.

She has a laugh so hearty it knocks the whipped cream off an order of strawberry shortcake on a table fifty feet away.

The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.

I came to the conclusion long ago that all life is six to five against.

Life is tough, and it's really tough when you're stupid.

You can keep the things of bronze and stone and give me one man to remember me just once a year.

In my opinion turkey is the most over-rated critter for eating purposes in kingdom come but the most striking example we have of the power of propaganda.

He who tooteth not his own horn, the same shall not be tooted.

In all the history of the boxing game, you'll find no human interest story to compare with the life narrative of James J. Braddock.

Always try to rub up against money, for if you rub up against money long enough, some of it may rub off on you.

He [Will Rogers] was America's most complete human document. One-third humor. One-third humanitarian. One-third heart.

Our sense of history has grown dangerously thin, and our sense of proportion with it.

Be not simply good - be good for something.

For some young people, their first experience ever hearing punk rock music was playing the Green Bay Packers on 'Madden'.

The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence, to be always calm to let each wave of life wash us a little farther up the shore.

He who builds a masjid in the way of Allah, God will build a house for him in the paradise.

When you're just writing, you can do anything with it. But with TV, you've gotta work within certain budget constraints, so you've got to pick and choose your battles.

The danger chiefly lies in acting well; no crime's so great as daring to excel.

A bumper of good liquor Will end a contest quicker Than justice, judge or vicar.

Maybe" she said. "I just wish we'd have a little mishap.It would be reassuring

I can be horrifically single-minded.