New Yorkers, we've seen Donald Trump for, like, 30 years; we know who he is. So he wasn't a surprise to me.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Love tone, rhythm, lyrical or melodic structure from heart to love! is the interlude of true love.

But men at whiles are sober And think by fits and starts. And if they think, they fasten Their hands upon their hearts

Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges.

I try to imitate on the piano the leaps in space a dancer makes.

Power intoxicates men. It is never voluntarily surrendered. It must be taken from them.

The past is gained, secure, and on record.

Today they're making pictures that I wouldn't want Trigger to see.

He killed his enemies because he was afraid they would kill him. Amin ordered entire tribes to be put to death, because he feared they would rebel.

These violent delights have violent ends And in their triump die, like fire and powder Which, as they kiss, consume