New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.

I know body hair bothers some women, but a lot of men like a fluffy partner.

Australia is an outdoor country. People only go inside to use the toilet. And that's only a recent development.

To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one's mother.

I drift along, thinking about the past a great deal. The past is so reliable, so delightful, and the best place to live. I end up there quite often, you know; it's very comfortable and dependable.

It's an old Aboriginal word meaning 'Let's get together and have fun'. They gave us the word because they had no further need for it.

I have outlived most of my more athletic contemporaries who jogged, golfed and squashed themselves into coronary occlusion.

The truth is deafening, no matter how softly it is spoken.

He's very, very well-known. I'd say he's world-famous in Melbourne.

I was born with a priceless gift, the ability to laugh at the misfortunes of others.

No amount of art, even of the Great American variety, can elevate you above, or insulate you from, the divisions, the cataclysms, of ordinary life.

When you compromise the word of God without remorse, it is an indication that you were never deeply rooted in Jesus Christ. Peter was remorseful. Luke 22:54-62.

Nothing opens the heart like a true friend, to whom you may impart griefs, joys, fears, hopes...and whatever lies upon the heart.

The best introduction to the psychological world of one of the most important and gifted writers of our time.

Respect kindly all religions that teach loving kindness, and have no respect for envy and jealousy. Never follow hate.

To become a better you, you must be positive towards yourself, develop better relationships, embrace the place where you are.

Few players have cast a spell across the game like Yao Ming, before or since.

However far modern science and techniques have fallen short of their inherent possibilities, they have taught mankind at least one lesson; nothing is impossible.

A poet in history is divine, but a poet in the next room is a joke

Among the songs I love best were those that I see as historically important, which help to change and develop my taste.