New carpet will exude poisonous formaldehyde for up to two years after it'd been laid. I know the feeling.

Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives.

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.

Worker bees can leave. Even drones can fly away. The Queen is their slave.

Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?

You know, the condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip it on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, then you throw it away.

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.

Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever known.

The trick to forgetting the big picture is to look at everything close-up.

It's so hard to forget pain, but it's even harder to remember sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness. We learn so little from peace.

I have a very happy marriage and friends who keep my feet on the ground. But looking for satisfaction in life is difficult. Maybe being happy is as simple as not being unhappy.

They want everything to be better for their children. I think athletes are starting to see that and that's why they're starting to speak out.

I have no interest in Trump TV. I hear it all over the place.

A bear! A bear! All black and brown and covered in hair!

A calamity that makes you turn to Allah is better for you then a blessing which makes you forget the remembrance of Allah

On our way home we were waiting for the bus when a very fat, pompous-looking woman reeled out of a pub shouting, "Melancholia? Ad nauseam."

When I left school, I wanted to be an artist, specifically a painter.

Free will is the liberty to choose what is right according to Gods law.

Beware of sentimental alliances where the consciousness of good deeds is the only compensation for noble sacrifices.

A good deed here, a good deed there, a good thought here, a good comment there, all added up to my career in one way or another.