New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone... you answer it.

The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.

What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!

I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.

You know, be able to do something great in your life, you're gonna have to realize your failures. You're gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.

Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!

Cause my life is dope, and I do dope sh*t

I support anyone's right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?

The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.

Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.

Hope is a gift. Use it wisely.

History could not be any clearer: Rights given by fad and fashion are just as easily taken away. The Constitution matters.

It was Sunday morning, and old people passed me like sad grey waves on their way to church.

Life and Death is all about Swansong

If the nuclear dossier is referred to the U. N. Security Council, Iran will have to resume uranium enrichment.

Again, if I was going to call Romney and the Republicans stupid, I'm certainly not going to call the Democrats and President Obama stupid.

I'm not an upfront person. Being upfront is not my forte. I'm quite happy to stay in the back there with the drums, where I belong.

I don't think there is any other professional Bible scholar who is more respected and honored [like Frank Moore Cross].

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties.

Give sacrificially. We don't like risky faith. We like to have our safety net below us. But we miss the adventure of seeing God provide when we've really stretched ourselves in giving.