Newman has it all worked out. I get a million. He gets a million two, but that includes $200,000 expenses.

Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know you've reached your limit.

And once by God, I was a Marine!

One of the good things about getting older is you find you're more interesting than most of the people you meet.

I know my career is going badly because I'm being quoted correctly.

As soon as people see my face on a movie screen, they knew two things: first, I'm not going to get the girl, and second, I'll get a cheap funeral before the picture is over.

Ah, stardom! They put your name on a star in the sidewalk on Hollywood Boulevard and you walk down and find a pile of dog manure on it. That tells the whole story, baby.

If your house burns down, rescue the dogs. At least they'll be faithful to you.

I only make movies to finance my fishing.

If I have any appeal at all, it's to the fellow who takes out the garbage.

There are two types of people: those that are going somewhere and those that ain't.

She is so distinct to me, it's as though I had run my hands all over her.

Time flies when you are having fun.

A natural faith is sufficient for trusting a human object; but a supernatural faith is required to trust savingly in a Divine object.

One does simply what one can in order to apply what one knows .

Earl gave me his version of what happened and asked me not to suspend the umpires.

Love is a continual interrogation. I don’t know of a better definition of love.

Imperfectios equal beauty. We are all imperfect.

But we need not fear that we can lose any thing by the progress of the soul. The soul may be trusted to the end.

Our world is very dishonest, and our leaders encourage dishonesty by setting bad examples - by lying, being corrupt, and using political sleight of hand to sustain power.

Faith is not a function of stupidity but a frequent cause of it.