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Newspapers are so boring. How can you read a newspaper that starts with a 51-word lead sentence?


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If a man, for private profit, tears at the public news, does so with the impatience of one who thinks he actually owns the news you get, it is against the national interest.



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When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.



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The office of president is a bastardized thing, half royalty and half democracy that nobody knows whether to genuflect or spit.



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When you leave New York you ain't going anywhere.



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That's the horrible thing starting out, you get distracted a lot because anything is easier than writing. It's just the same enemy - blank paper.



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The test of a good idea is its ability to last through a hangover



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True New Yorkers do not really seek information about the outside world. They feel that if anything is not in New York it is not likely to be interesting.





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