Newt Gingrich...is absolutely for bombing Iran and for lowering gas prices. And I've just to say, you can't be for both. They are diametrically opposed.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

If you make your own path in this thing we call life, you will forever know that it was yours and not someone else's. - Michael A. Contés II

They breathed. They felt their lungs fill the sky, and they let the dark clouds inside them flow out. Then they connected to the earth.

The greatest truths are the simplest and so are the greatest men.

If you wait for someone else's hand, you will surely fall down.

I really don't know why the Muslims do what they are doing. Those terrorists don't seem to have a moral code.

It's very important that every movie I do makes money because I want the people that had the faith in me to get their money back.

Absolute catholicity of taste is not without its dangers. It is only an auctioneer who should admire all schools of art.

In this world laws are written for the lofty aim of "the common good" and then acted out in life on the basis of the common greed.

Your career is what you're paid for. Your calling is what you're made for.

I've always been a writer, and in high school, I was the editor of my school newspaper and I got a writing scholarship. It's always been a passion of mine.