Next time I'll pat you on the freaking back for stating the obvious.

Be unpredictable, be real, be interesting. Tell a good story.

I've always been fascinated by quantum physics and the possibility of alternate realities.

I just...feel like I need to save everyone. To redeem myself.

Just follow me and run like your life depends on it. Because it does.

You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!

I've been shucked and gone to heaven.

Oh, I'm good. Seriously, after all these years, you'd think I would stop amazing myself. But here I am, still doing it.

...You'd think the little part about them supposedly killing us would be the attention getter.

i felt her absence. it was like waking up one day with no teeth in your mouth. you wouldn't need to run to the mirror to know they were gone

Such a display of death - how could it be considered a victory?

You don't win races by wishing, you win them by running faster than everyone else does.

If you fear God, always put Him first, and seek His will, He will give you the desires of your heart

You should get a better boyfriend. One with an IQ higher than a turnip.

Whatever God blesses you, enjoy with all gladness.

Eternity: a moment standing still for ever.

When men cease to believe in God, they will believe in anything

Basically, me and Ed Sheeran are kind of Twitter friends - well, I say that. He probably just thinks I'm weird.

A lot of times, when a band finds success with a certain style or sound, they have a really hard time breaking away from that to grow as artists.

So many times, I have a speech ready but no dice. Always a bridesmaid, never a mother.

At Cisco, I made every decision based on what was good for the company, and that pretty much ruined my marriage and my health.