Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention.

I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag.

On the whole, I prefer not to be lectured on patriotism by those who keep offshore maildrops in order to avoid paying their taxes.

What we have here, fellow citizens, is a crassly egocentric, raving twit.

It's like, duh. Just when you thought there wasn't a dime's worth of difference between the two parties, the Republicans go and prove you're wrong.

It is possible to read the history of this country as one long struggle to extend the liberties established in our Constitution to everyone in America.

Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful. I only aim at the powerful. When satire is aimed at the powerless, it is not only cruel -- it's vulgar.

If you ever get to the place where injustice doesn't bother you, you're dead.

One thing that corporations do not do is give out money out of the goodness of their hearts.

I know: "Guns Don't Kill People." But I suspect that they have something to do with it. If you point your finger at someone and say, "Bang, bang, you're dead," not much actually happens.

How the American right managed to convince itself that the programs to alleviate poverty are responsible for the consequences of poverty will someday be studied as a notorious mass illusion.

But I can hardly sit still. I keep fidgeting, crossing one leg and then the other. I feel like I could throw off sparks, or break a window--maybe rearrange all the furniture.

It has been said that civilization is twenty-four hours and two meals away from barbarism.

Suffering... We owe to it all that is good in us, all that gives value to life; we owe to it pity, we owe to it courage, we owe to it all the virtues.

Happiness isn’t some elusive treasure we chase after. It’s a state of being we need to PRACTICE.

As you get older it's more confusing. Suddenly, there's more pressure to fit in to your assigned gender.

I think it's all lovely hallucination but I love it sorta.

When I was young, I loved movies so much I wanted to make one.

He knew that hair couldn't feel; he kissed her hair.

This being 1962, no one thought it odd to have a mime program on radio.

If you're making a movie about the effects of time, you kind of have to engage time as the main character.