Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out any quicker than the Christmas spirit

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

You have a nicety of awareness of the difference between a blade's edge and its tip.

Dreams are meant to become reality. Don’t ever think you can’t do something just because it’s difficult.

God give me work till my life shall end And life till my work is done.

The wages of pedantry is pain.

Big train from Memphis, now it's gone gone gone, gone gone gone. Like no one before, he let out a roar, and I just had to tag along.

There are many reasons why novelists write, but they all have one thing in common - a need to create an alternative world.

You cannot clap with one hand alone.

Color in color is felt at any and every place of the pictorial organization; in its immediacy - its particularity. Color must be felt throughout.

In art, all who have done something other than their predecessors have merited the epithet of revolutionary; and it is they alone who are masters.