Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.

That night, Hallie was relieved when Linda Soares, the town librarian who'd spent years trying to impress Nick with her low-cut shirts and book recommendations, joined them for dinner.

There's just something sexy about feeling strong.

Who cares? If he is good to you? None of us ever find enough kindness in the world, do we?

The only thing I can pride myself on is making a really good breakfast.

The secret of being loved is in being lovely; and the secret of being lovely is in being unselfish.

HIV/AIDS is the greatest danger we have faced for many, many centuries. HIV/AIDS is worse than a war. It is like a world war. Millions of people are dying from it.

I find too often in the wrestling business, you just wrestle, get to the hotel, make your money. Sometimes I have to stop and remind myself to enjoy my life and not just rush through.

Your distress about life might mean you have been living for the wrong reason, not that you have no reason for living.

So shalt thou feed on Death, that feeds on men.

Enjoy life, it has an expiration date