Next to hurting my family, cheating on me is the worst thing someone could do.

I'm such a goofball - I need someone who can make fun of me.

I like girls who are funny with a warped sense of humor.

I love pop culture -- the Rolling Stones, the Doors, David Lynch, things like that. That's why I said I don't like elitism.

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate.

To write is to become disinterested. There is a certain renunciation in art.

If you had no enemies, you had no fun.

He that hath time and looks for better time, time comes that he repents himself of time.

Government regulators are another name for police.

I detest literature. I abominate the theatre. I have a horror of culture. I am only interested in magic!

[George W.] Bush was led astray and we were led astray.

I think that as the guardian of justice elected by the people it's our duty to use whatever forms of force, police, army, to make sure that at least the freedom of choice is preserved.

You know my beautiful speech has made you see me in a whole new and even more attractive light. You totally think I'm secretly deep now. And you are right. It is true. I have deeps.