Next to that kid, we all look like onions.

The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk.

Somehow I think it was declared very early on that I was the - if not the black sheep of the family, not a very good student.

Depressed, anxious, sad, frightened? Yes. But I've never been bored.

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me... aren't you?

This is your life. Now go make it the one you've always wanted.

I believe - though I may be wrong, because I'm no expert - that this war is about what most wars are about: hegemony, money, power and oil.

I don't like the fact that I have to get older so fast, but I like the fact that I'm aging so well.

You spend so much of your life basing yourself on what you think other people think of you. Then you realise that maybe one of the purposes of life is not to care.

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?

What makes divorce happen is that you can't be in the same space any more, for whatever reason - but the love stays. And that's the killer. That's where the vehemence and anger and rage comes from.

Control over the production and distribution of oil is the decisive factor in defining who rules whom in the Middle East.

For every thorn is just as essential to the longevity of the plant as the blossoms.

I like nice clothes, whether they're dodgy or not.

The optimist regards the future as uncertain.

... people have founded vast schemes upon a very few words.

Is there a more mysterious idea than to imagine how nature is reflected in the eyes of animals?

Man's rank is his power to uplift.

Those who are awake all live in the same world. Those who are asleep live in their own worlds.

There must be equality of all men before God and in a democratic society. Now that's one of the great achievements.

You won't hear any more alcohol songs from Snoop Dogg - unless I stumble upon some Hennessy.