Nice dress. Take it off.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

And therein lies the whole of man's plight. Human time does not turn in a circle

Everything changes your life.

System fails when people with ability don't have authority and people with authority don't have ability.

To talk to his children about God, a person needs to first talk to God with the impossible.

Welcome any change that comes into any phase in your life; insist that it is going to turn out for the better - and it will. See the Angel of God in it, and the Angel of God will make all things new.

Multiplicity is only apparent, in truth, there is only one mind.

Man becomes virtually an automaton in the loss of his individuality and responsibility. He is the harp of a thousand strings played upon by a divine hand, but not a man!

All my friends are artists, so I am used to collective agony as a mode.

If you remain always far, love will die. If you remain always near, love will die. Love can survive only in a continuous flowing relationship.

Love grows from stable relationships, shared experience, loyalty, devotion, trust.