Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is.

When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.

I'm very loyal in a relationship. Any relationship. When I go out with my mom, I don't look at other moms and go, "I wonder what her macaroni and cheese tastes like."

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.

They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style.

Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I meditate.

Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started dating me. I know guys I wouldn't go out with.

I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.

I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms.

At night we sort the energy that by day we sense.

The universe is amply supplied with night.

His eyes missed her as much as the rest of him.

God gave us His authority, He gave us His wisdom, He is waiting for our actions

Sweet the young muse with love intense, Which smiles o'er sleeping innocence.

You have got to unite in the same labor union and in the same political party and strike and vote together, and the hour you do that, the world is yours.

Evolution is baseless and quite incredible.

I won't be going to any New Year's Eve parties because I think they're naff. No one over the age of 15 should bother going to parties.

Love and ahimsa are matchless in their effect.

There is no doubt that Stop-and-Frisk does not yield the desired results, and it is apparent that it disproportionately targets minority communities.