Nice tackle, babe." Ranger

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

Every time I gaze at stars above, I feel small, big, infinite and connected all at the same time, and tonight on the Amazon is no different.

She spilled rice on my knee, and she smiled. I wanted her to spill a thousand things on me, lava, acid, bricks, anything, and smile each time

I have piles of poetry books in the bathroom, on the stairs, everywhere. The only way to write poetry is to read it.

Friends are people who are in your life because you feel good around them and you like them. Friends are the people you choose to be with.

I play basketball to win a championship. That championship is everything to me. And thats what gets people to buy in to your brand - being a winner.

As long as you're too busy trying to become something that you're not, you can't see your own immortality.

We don't live forever. We have a limited energy. You have to determine those things that you direct your energy towards, otherwise you get yourself in too many places and nothing succeeds.

War should only be declared by the authority of the people, whose toils and treasures are to support its burdens, instead of the government which is to reap its fruits.

The vulgar herd estimate friendship by its advantages. [Lat., Vulgus amicitias utilitate probat.]

We keep, in science, getting a more and more sophisticated view of our essential ignorance.