Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

I will never stop loving you. No one can change that. No matter what happens later, I’ll still love you.

My eyes burn with tears, and I'm so tired. So tired of holding back everything I feel and want to say. So tired of being someone I'm not and making mistakes that I didn't have any fun making.

Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind.

The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.

So this was what it was like not to be me.

Do you know what my favorite part of the game is? The opportunity to play.

The future always comes too fast and in the wrong order.

Silence is the sure sign that youre on your way out in Hollywood.

As a matter of fact, I rarely ever play myself.

on the whole the American theater, dominated by men, does not perceive women fighting for their lives as a central issue.

My mind lets go a thousand things, Like dates of wars and deaths of kings