Nice to see you, to see you nice

It may be an old cliche, but I think true love will last; it has no end. But finding the right person is a very difficult thing.

I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes.

When a performer doesn't get nervous, that is when you have to give up.

Puerto Rico is one of those places you can be as quiet or as crazy as you want, because there's so much nightlife. I have to take the craziness carefully.

You can shuffle my deck any day!

It could still be a good night if you play your cards right.

I don't do close-ups any more. I am better looking from the waist downwards.

It gets harder every day to get out of bed. I don't feel like it loads of the time. It is only my exercise routine which wakes me up.

There are enough tears in any child's life; we certainly don't need to add to them in the name of entertainment.

I am not doddery... doddery I am not!

And so it turned out that only a life similar to the life of those around us, merging with it without a ripple, is genuine life, and that an unshared happiness is not happiness.

You will never be able to go to the east if you follow people who are on the way that leads to the west.

With me: one minus one = one

Your own humility endorses your integrity!

Happiness is making your dreams come true.

Nothing recedes like progress.

Neither in the sky nor in mid-ocean, nor by entering into mountain clefts, nowhere in the world is there a place where one may escape from the results of evil deeds.

The deepest sins are camouflaged as holiness.

A glass of absinthe is as poetical as anything in the world. What difference is there between a glass of absinthe and a sunset?

The combination of passion and art is what makes someone a linchpin.