Nick Offerman is my hero. He just cracks me up. He's so funny, but he's a true actor, too - he's bringing so much when he's onscreen.

I think any man over 250 pounds rollerblading is instant hilarity. There's nothing funnier than a giant, grown man rollerblading.

I like to do 'Garfield Mondays': lasagna and napping in a box.

I don't have any delusions. I don't think I would make it through Navy SEAL training.

If you wait for things to be perfect you'll just miss out on life.

As an actor it's always easier to shave or cut your hair for a role, but it's hard to put fake hair on or grow hair for a role.

Being in good physical shape is the best way to combat depression. You just have endorphins running around your body. It is the best anti-depressive that there is.

Just be comfortable with who you are.

It's really nice to have someone who's intelligent and articulate to talk to about what you're doing, because it's a big part of who we are.

I have a lot of plants and fish and a pet lizard and Venus flytraps. I have a whole ecosystem in my room, like a running waterfall and different lights and sensors set on digital timers.

You can pour melted ice cream on regular ice cream. It's like a sauce!

In the end, your past is not my past and your truth is not my truth and your solution - is not my solution.

Because of the collapsing economy of America, it is nearly a mathematical certainty that this ship will soon flounder.

When one is frank one's very presence is a compliment.

The basic premise of the Constitution was a separation of powers and a system of checks and balances because man was perceived as a fallen creature and would always yearn for more power.

You will hear thunder and remember me, and think: she wanted storms.

At the end of day, a player needs the confidence of the manager, the support of the fans and to enjoy the game.

I want to be an artist, not an erotic freak. I don’t want to be sold to the public as a celluloid aphrodisiac.

Every Country hath its Machiavel.

If you forget your roots, you've lost sight of everything

For my part, I believe that remorse is the least active of all a man's moral senses,--the very easiest to be deadened when wakened, and in some never wakened at all.