Nick subjected him to a long, judgmental stare. "There's something very wrong with you," he said at last. "I thought you should know.

Real life is sometimes boring, rarely conclusive and boy, does the dialogue need work.

How many fingers am I holding up?" he inquired. Lucille regarded him blearily and said, "Avocado.

Also, vampires don't eat food. You never get to eat chocolate again. Ever. I'd rather die.

Wearing that? Wouldn't you fancy a shapeless cardigan instead? You rock a shapeless cardigan, honey.

Which brings us to the least sexy word in the English language, kids," Dad said, kicking back in his chair. "Inbreeding. Avoid it.

When Jared smiled, his teeth were stained with fresh scarlet. "Don't you hate me?" he demanded. "I'd hate me." "You just tried to drown yourself," Ash said. "You seem to hate yourself plenty already.

Technically speaking, you drive like a rabid chicken who has hijacked a tractor.

I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.

Jared glared. Some people, Kami knew, had bedroom eyes. She was saddened to have to admit that Jared had filthy alleyway eyes.

Alan: Conning people out of their savings. Forgery. Blackmail. Selling real estate on Mars. We could have it all. You with me, Bambi?" Sin: "Clive, I was with you from 'I'm a social worker.

To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.

You can eat alkaline foods until the cows come home, but if you're a miserable SOB, you're acidic.

I pray to God to give me perseverance and to deign that I be a faithful witness to Him to the end of my life for my God.

God hasn't called me to be successful. He's called me to be faithful.

We've got to have major health care reform because that is the 800-pound gorilla. That is the thing that can swamp the boat fiscally for the United States.

All of the charities we're involved with have touched me in one way or another on a personal level. There are about eight or nine charities that I support.

A poore beauty finds more lovers then husbands.

There is one solution to all of our problems: Teaching our kids clarity of thought and political representation in democracy. That's it.

Devil wanted to play cricket. So Ravindra Jadeja was born.

Good grief! They're going to call us inside soon, and Sticky hasn't even met Madge yet!" "Who's Madge?" Sticky asked. "Her Majesty the Queen!