Nickelback walks into a bar...there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

No one is you, and that is your power.

If you play a Nickleback song backwards you'll hear messages from the devil. Even worse, if you play it forwards you'll hear Nickleback.

That’s one of the great things about music. You can sing a song to 85,000 people and they’ll sing it back for 85,000 different reasons.

I never needed much, and I never thought I'd get more than what I had. A trip to Burger King was the biggest thing in the world to me. Heaven.

My mother was a public school teacher in Virginia, and we didn't have any money, we just survived on happiness, on being a happy family.

People are so into digital recording now they forgot how easy analog recording can be.

And later, if I ever felt that I was getting swept away by the craziness of being in a band, well, I'd go back to Virginia.

You will only be great at things you love to do don't pursue a career in something you hate to do.

Never lose faith in real rock and roll music. Never lose faith in that. You might have to look a little harder, but it's always going to be there.

In this day and age, when you can use a machine or computer to simulate or emulate what people can do together, it still can't replace the magic of four people in a room playing.

We're all hunters in my family, you know. Deer, ducks…damsels.

Until I'm over the hill and over the hump; I'm gonna let my music bump and give the people what they want.

Once you discover white paint, you'll never wash your underwear again.

Aberystwyth (n.) A nostalgic yearning which is in itself more pleasant than the thing being yearned for.

Embodying your being is you earning your own being, earning your being in your body.

Definitely dub is in my body forever. I think I hear everything through a dub filter. Even when I play rock music, I play through a dub filter.

I make the woman look at the camera as a symbol of all the eyes that will see the picture I am making.

When you look at where team sports are going, the National Football League is turning into organized warfare.

People enjoy sitting back knowing they won't hear a lot of four-letter words.

What I like about Hollywood is that one can get along by knowing two words of English -- SWELL and LOUSY.