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Fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class - Hope your surgery went well!

Daddy, What's the horizontal tango?

dear kiara, The women in the shop told me that yellow rose represents friendship and red rose shows love. And the rosery is the only thing i own that i care for, its yours i'm yours C

Okay, seriously, I dont know if this is true or not, but I heard people who use profanity are trying to compensate for their lack of you know... size" -Tuck

And while my mind is telling me I'm flirting with her just to prove a point, my body wants to play "you show me your perky privates and I'll show you mine.

Consider me your candy stripper... I mean striper.

Can I request another peer guide, One who isn't so happy to be at school at 7:30 a.m.?

Tofu tacos are not Mexican. I think putting tofu on anything and calling it Mexican is an insult to my people.

Do I hear a challenge?” she whispers, “Oh, Carlos. You know I can’t resist a challenge.

Look at me, chica." When she does, I repeat, "Eres hermosa.""What does it mean?""You're beautiful.

Her smiles are like the morning sun that illuminates my world.

I suppose I'm in that very small group of people who are not waiting for their own story to unfold. If my life was a film, I'd have walked out by now.

These families you know are our upper crust not upper ten thousand.

Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it.

But I don't know what guys I like because I haven't been out with enough to know. I'm still learning.

The president cannot escape from his office.

Isn't it also that on some fundamental level we find it difficult to understand that other people are human beings in the same way that we are? We idealize them as gods or dismiss them as animals.

A cat determined not to be found can fold itself up like a pocket handkerchief if it wants to.

The Atkins' diet is where you eat bacon for six or seven months...and the end result is that you lose weight. Because you're dead.

Talkers are usually more articulate than doers, since talk is their specialty.