Nine-tenths of all existing books are nonsense.

Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth.

The secret of success is constancy of purpose.

Cleanliness and order are not matters of instinct; they are matters of education, and like most great things, you must cultivate a taste for them.

Nurture your mind with great thoughts, for you will never go any higher than you think.

Action may not always bring happiness; but there is no happiness without action.

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke.

One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes.

Time is precious, but truth is more precious than time.

Never complain and never explain.

Finality is not the language of politics.

I welcome questions. I hate assumptions.

We'd been so sure of ourselves, but now we were lost.

I'm very comfortable with how I look. I always have been. I think I look pretty good. There's nothing I want to change. I'm pretty happy with what I've got.

As you get older, you find that everything looks better more natural!

Usually, old ladies tell me to find Jesus. Look, I'm just trying to find some chai and a good vegan muffin.

One man's trash that's another man's come up.

Never date a woman you can hear ticking.

My love is unique an none can rival her. Just by passing, she has already stolen away my heart.

I didn't think I'd ever be able to do movies. That was for serious actors.

I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified