Ninety-five per cent of my language problems are the fault of that stupid little midget.

Do something. Anything. You're alive, and you'll only be for a few decades, and then it's done. You'll be in the ground, worm food. Make something and don't let fear consume you.

It's best that I hide my real personality. I cannot tell you what it is because I don't want to go to prison.

As a Chelsea fan I always want the team to be in the best possible hands, as they are right now with Roberto Di Matteo.

Italians have a very closed life. Football is all their life is.

I'm going down the apples and pears, into the jam jar, down the frog and toad into the rub-da-dub-dub, and I'm going to have pig's ear.

He [Stanley Matthews] told me that he used to play for just twenty pounds a week. Today he would be worth all the money in the Bank of England.

Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful.

It's coming face to face with death that magnifies the values of life force..

I have found, unfortunately, that if I take on too many projects at one time, there is a higher probability of those projects sucking.

Find something you’re passionate about and you know, do something.

The book [The Dissemblers] officially came out two weeks after my thirtieth birthday...am I still young?

All religions are pieced together out of elements which seem so at odds with reason that any intelligence laughs at them.

I don't know these people and they aren't my flowers.

Planet Lucy Press? I incorporated myself to deal with publishing and was calling myself Big Bang Incorporated, which of course has to do with the Big Bang at the beginning of creation.

It’s impossible to say who has guns in Gaza anymore. The ballots are the only thing that can stop the violence at this point.

Medication should never be considered the only tool for helping a person.