Ninety percent of my thoughts are, "How will this work on the radio?"

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

We all seek that somewhere to which we belong and that somewhere is surely not here!

The fiery trials through which we pass will light us down in honor or dishonor to the latest generation.

Jihad is obligatory for the Muslims.

It's a hard slog doing promotion, but its nothing compared to working in a factory packing meat pies or whatever.

There is a sort of subjection which is the peculiar heritage of largeness and of love; and strength is often only another name for willing bondage to irremediable weakness.

Under the guise of protecting us from ourselves, the right and the left are becoming ever more aggressive in regulating behavior.

I didn't see much besides Melbourne and a quick trip down to the Twelve Apostles, but all the Aussies I encountered were good-spirited and had a fine sense of humor.

The act of creation is a kind of ritual. The origins of art and human existence lie hidden in this mystery of creation. Human creativity reaffirms and mystifies the power of 'life.

If we as a people realized the greatness from which we came we would be less likely to disrespect ourselves.

A lot of my work just sort of flows and comes out of me and I don't know why or where.