Ninety percent of people support background checks. Which means even people who can't pass a background check support background checks.

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.

The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm the Beatles.

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most certain of them.

If you have a gun, you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank, you can rob everyone.

False hope really makes you cynical.

To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity.

It's not getting any better for the American people. It seems to be getting worse. That's predictable; education is a cycle. Stupidity breeds more stupidity.

You know what happens when windmills collapse into the sea? A splash.

Here's the thing about Donald Trump: He never apologizes. He's never wrong, no matter what crazy thing he says. He's totally - he's the white Kanye.

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays.

When a baby is born here on earth, a star is born in the sky.

They said words they did not mean, and their conversations seemed to follow all kinds of rules—rules that no one has ever explained to Oscar.

I knew there would be a negative reaction in the press to my divorce, but I am not going to live my life because of something someone might say.

I stand before you today because this vision of government as the engine of opportunity is what I believe in.

Allah made the faith for you as a purity from polytheism (and unbelief).

I think it talks about that there needs to be some proactive attack against drugs infiltrating our culture.

The more we can purge ourselves of the diseases we create the more we can become magnificent people

Judgment is such a useful shield, isn't it? We can hide behind it, rise above others on its crest, keep ourselves safe and separate.

The noblest art is that of making others happy