Nixon was no more a saint than he was a great president.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.

I'm not looking for the perfect man. I'm looking for the man whose imperfections I can put up with.

True friendship doesn't include jealousy.

The beautiful thing about young love is the truth in our hearts that it will last forever.

The course of true love rarely runs smooth.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat - because she is of reasonable size, and I care about her and her self-image.

A thing is not proved because no one has ever questioned it... Skepticism is the first step toward truth.

I love to ride horses, hike in the woods with Juliette and appraise Longhorns.

The feet of the humblest may walk in the field Where the feet of the Holiest trod, This, then, is the marvel to mortals revealed.

I think audiences like to see their favorite actor handle himself physically on screen, however he does it. He can wrestle, or box, or he can know karate.

When a man is drowning, it may be better for him to try to swim than to thrash around waiting for divine intervention.