No Christian and, indeed, no historian could accept the epigram which defines religion as 'what a man does with his solitude.'

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

The Glory Is Always Hidden Between The Lines Of the Story

Most of the things you absorb you will ultimately secrete.

Check your moves well, because it can cost one pawn or losing a lot of just from three moves!

Timely service like timely gifts is doubled in value.

When you grow up in a place, you always think it's mundane. Then you travel around and live in different places, and you realise that you've got it the wrong way 'round.

In my travels, I have encountered cranes on three continents.

Lawyer acted without authority from our band. He had no right to sell the Wallowa country.

The vocal cord will be eliminated by a process of evolution, as was the tail of man when he came from the ape.

Give people a convincing reason and they will lay down their very lives.

We felt like we just got surrounded by this community of friends.