No God and no religion can survive ridicule. No political church, no nobility, no royalty or other fraud, can face ridicule in a fair field, and live.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Chill out with Shiver and Fears

The Bible strongly encourages us to get involved in discipleship.

Bicky rocked, like a jelly in a high wind.

Politicians are played by what they say and they don't do

I'm a liberal inside a liberal's body.

The wit of men compared to that of women is like rouge compared to the rose.

I always cry at weddings, especially my own.

One of the principal occupations of man is to divine woman.

Duke Ellington had a song, "What Am I Here For?" - this is what being pro-life is.

There will come a time when nobody reads my books and no one remembers who I was. And in the meantime, I'll do it my way.