No, I can't do rap music...

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

The more you love music, the more music you love.

Like all fiction, my lies are just my efforts to be truer than the truth.

The grass is not only greener on the side you water but also on the side you prevent preys from feeding on. Learn to keep out the preys and see your lawn flourish.

If people don’t sleep with me I just rape them. Because right is not given but taken.

He who would learn to fly one day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance one cannot fly into flying.

Government health care changes the relationship between the citizen and the state, and, in fact, I think it's an assault on citizenship.

As long as we are not chased from our words we have nothing to fear. As long as our utterances keep their sound we have a voice. As long as our words keep their sense we have a soul.

It's different hearing girls I don't even know scream my name.

The world is meaningless and therefore it's funny.