No, I'd probably end up spitting it out over everybody.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

The bastards murdered half my family.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

Encouragement is a fire of flame. It refreshes the soul and revives the spirit.

The weaker you are the louder you bark.-Tenten

A healthy company is a group of people well aligned for the same purpose propelled by the same values

When it comes to dating, I'm straightforward and traditional with a twist.

It seems very safe to me to be surrounded by green growing things and water.

The trouble with most of us is that we stop trying in trying times.

Ronald Reagan's attack on people who receive public assistance was partially an attack on people of color.

It is not easy to find something that will intrigue and bind your interest and enthusiasm. This you must seek for yourself.

It takes sixty-five thousand errors before you are qualified to make a rocket.

Just because it's common sense, doesn't mean it's common practice.