No, I don't run all the way. I'm not like an Olympic class runner.

I got involved in improv comedy. It settled me down when I was getting wild. I was sort of an evil teenager smashing up my cars and drinking and driving, let's just say, a lot.

I would rather be a security guard than a rock star.

I think you're the grumpy Kid in the Hall, I'm the nice Kid in the Hall.

However, we couldn't focus on the films much during the series because we're dumb. Individually we're smart guys, but together we're one big dumb guy, and couldn't concentrate on two things at once.

I'm in a rut deep enough to hang posters.

I don't love comedy but I can watch someone who's kind of interesting forever. I think a waitress who's having a bad day is a lot more fun than Robin Williams doing forty minutes of material.

Cancer Boy probably has the saddest, noblest, sweetest heart of any character I've ever done.

L.A. Woman is amazing, but when I was growing up I was into the Who.

To me, Doors fans were always the 16-year-old idiots at parties, getting stoned, and talking about how Morrison's lyrics were like poetry... like that was a deep thought.

I hate to sound like Julie the cruise director but it's people that I think about all the time.

Spirituality is the strength of existence.

It is noteworthy that at a time when every religious sanction of authority has vanished, we live in a very authoritarian epoch.

A woman who is willing to be herself and pursue her own potential runs not so much the risk of loneliness as the challenge of exposure to more interesting men-and people in general.

The probable is what usually happens.

So now I don't have time to practice drums. It's been five years since I've touched the drums.

It's weird how your perspective changes. At the start of your career, you think, 'I just want to do cutting-edge work that makes people think.' Now, I would do a blockbuster in a heartbeat.

Mine. He was mine, and not even death would take him from me—not if I could help it.

People want to change everything and, at the same time, want it all to remain the same.

Human nature is such that monogamy is a really hard thing to achieve.

Tolerance is a sign of growth on the spiritual path