No I'm not a dream, I'm your worst nightmare

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also

I've never been poor, only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind. Being broke is only a temporary situation.

Beaver do better work than the Corps of Engineers.

Most people outside of America won't get it. It's the Easter bunny. It's another lie and I don't understand why we had to invent this character.

To put that into some perspective, when Bill Clinton and Al Gore had first taken the idea of the Kyoto Protocol up to the Congress, the United States Senate voted it down 95 to nothing.

Roller-skating and ice-skating are two different things - I found that out the hard way.

I used to write things out beforehand. But sometimes it backfires

The moguls are driven by their respective desires for profit - period.

I liked the energy of cooking, the action, the camaraderie. I often compare the kitchen to sports and compare the chef to a coach. There are a lot of similarities to it.

Brussels sprouts are misunderstood - probably because most people don't know how to cook them properly.

You are not practicing Judaism if you celebrate Christmas.

To aspire to be superhuman is a most discreditable admission that you lack the guts, the wit, the moderating judgment to be successfully and consummately human.

That's what I'll be. A silhouette, rarely seen, and yet believed in.

With imagination, I'll get there.

The whole point of writing is to have something in your gut or in your soul or in your mind that's burning to be written.

Everybody should have true love, and it should last at least as long as your life does.

The real demon is success-the anxieties engendered by this quest are relentless, degrading, corroding. What is worse, there is no end to this escalation of desire.

I bought my first house because of Animal House.

There are no facts inside the building so get the hell outside.

I don't design clothes for the Queen, but for the people who wave at her as she goes by.