No, I never thought I would like cats.

Sunglasses are like eye shadow: They make everything look younger and pretty

I like the idea of craziness with discipline.

Sweatpants are a sign of defeat. You lost control of your life so you bought some sweatpants.

In a meat-eating world, wearing leather for shoes and clothes and even handbags, the discussion of fur is childish.

Don’t sacrifice yourself too much, because if you sacrifice too much there’s nothing else you can give and nobody will care for you.

One is never over-dressed or underdressed with a Little Black Dress.

What i like about photographs is that they capture a moment that’s gone forever, impossible to reproduce.

Youthfulness is about how you live not when you were born.

I don't like standard beauty - there is no beauty without strangeness.

I’m very much down to earth, just not this earth.

This is the very perfection of a man, to find out his own imperfections.

I lost twins at 14 weeks, and I had to have an D and C on my birthday.

Golf is a game that creates emotions that sometimes cannot be sustained with the club still in one's hand.

I think you can use fiction to get inside people's minds.

The three saddest things are the ill wanting to be well, the poor wanting to be rich, and the constant traveler saying 'anywhere but here'.

No man would set a word down on paper if he had the courage to live out what he believed in.

When in doubt, exchange.

Dream barriers look very high until someone climbs them. They are not barriers anymore.

I don't take part in it the way I used to-the bimbos, the free beers, free drugs, all that. That's still there if you want it, but I don't really seek that out any more.

A lot of comics just joke around, but it's just as important to get the truth out there.