No, I want big ol' titties in my face!

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.

She felt justified in hurting him, because he had hurt her...but now all her justifications fell away like dead butterflies...

a lesson must be livedin order to be learnedand the clarity to see and stop this nowthat is what i've earned

I really don't have any solutions and I don't like movies that do.

It seems like the chaos of this world is accelerating, but so is the beauty in the consciousness of more and more people.

Colin Montgomerie is a few French fries short of a Happy Meal.

The wonder to me is not that she made it through at all but that she made it through so relatively intact, so vibrant. So free of bitterness and so empty of resentment.

In every heart there is an inner room, where we can hold our greatest treasures and our deepest pain.

The fluidity of thought is based on the flexibility of beliefs and the emotional boundaries surrounding them.

The hardest task needs the lightest hand or else its completion will not lead to freedom but to a tyranny much worse than the one it replaces.

The only things we keep permanently are those we give away.