No Taxes. Let's just tip the government 15% if they do a good job.

All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.

Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? If they don't know their rights, they shouldn't be in the business.

I must choose my words carefully in order to avoid any negative interpretation. Among politicians, this is a tactic known as lying.

Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.

I read an article that said one in five Americans thinks Elvis is alive. I want to find those morons and get them registered to vote for me.

I am neither left wing nor right wing. I am middle-of-the-bird.

Having a comic in the White House will assure stability in foreign relations. The world will continue to respond to foreign initiatives by saying, 'You must be joking.'

We have nothing to fear but fear itself...and of course the boogieman.

Deep down, I happen to be very shallow.

If Iowa is the 'heart' land, what part of the human body is Los Angeles?

Friendship is not an obligation or duty. It is a sweet responsibility.

Typography is what communication looks like.There is beauty in the language and beauty in the way it is presented.

No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it.

Yoga is an art, a science and a philosophy. It touches the life of man at every level, physical, mental, and spiritual. It is a practical method for making one's life purposeful, useful and noble.

Tis the voice of the sluggard I heard him complain,You have wak'd me too soon, I must slumber again.

I love being physical and acting at the same time.

A man will give up almost anything except his suffering.

To praise the sun is to praise your own eyes.

Philanthropy has always been something that I've been kind of interested in because I think it was instilled at a very young age through my parents.

Whatever your discipline, become a student of excellence in all things. Take every opportunity to observe people who manifest the qualities of mastery.